***THE GEORGIA CREW*****

[OnTheSauce]

It's universal real gains. It's 4 scoops but like 700 calories

[jasona]

It's universal real gains. It's 4 scoops but like 700 calories

What were the supps you spent $300 on you slut?

[OnTheSauce]

20lbs of ON whey, 3 tubs of sizeon pre contest and 8lbs mass gainer

[jasona]

20lbs of ON whey, 3 tubs of sizeon pre contest and 8lbs mass gainer

That's pretty awesome that you can still find SizeOn Pre Contest, I love that stuff.

[OnTheSauce]

Idk how much i can keep going without much sleep. It's too hard to workout when fully fatigued everytime you walk into the gym. Feel like I'm living on caffeine just to get through work. Wife and baby killing me

[AnabolicGainz]

sup guys. So um....last night, I posted on the craiglist personals for men looking for women. Posted pics of me (face pic with one muscle pic) and got a ton of messages from gay dudes lmao. And a few from black women. I was just bored and thought I would see what would happen.

But then, I get this email, which is verbatim:

"I am looking for a dominant bodybuilder to worship and sponsor.

If a sponsor would be helpful to get your pro card, let me know.

Thanks."


Hmmmmmm, wut do brahs?

[jasona]

Idk how much i can keep going without much sleep. It's too hard to workout when fully fatigued everytime you walk into the gym. Feel like I'm living on caffeine just to get through work. Wife and baby killing me

This has GOT to be tough man. Much props for being able to stick with it and be so dedicated. You're gonna make it based on dedication alone bro.

sup guys. So um....last night, I posted on the craiglist personals for men looking for women. Posted pics of me (face pic with one muscle pic) and got a ton of messages from gay dudes lmao. And a few from black women. I was just bored and thought I would see what would happen.

But then, I get this email, which is verbatim:

"I am looking for a dominant bodybuilder to worship and sponsor.

If a sponsor would be helpful to get your pro card, let me know.

Thanks."


Hmmmmmm, wut do brahs?

Here's what you gotta do:

1. Hit up the black chicks
2. Sex them
3. Hit up the person that wants to sponsor you (I'm presuming its a guy)
4. Do whatever freaky gay shit he wants to
5. Accept G4P $$$$
6. Don't die
7. If he just wants to like, jack off on your feet and fondle your sweaty gym clothes, forward my contact info to him cause I'll need money too.

[AnabolicGainz]

Here's what you gotta do:

1. Hit up the black chicks
2. Sex them
3. Hit up the person that wants to sponsor you (I'm presuming its a guy)
4. Do whatever freaky gay shit he wants to
5. Accept G4P $$$$
6. Don't die
7. If he just wants to like, jack off on your feet and fondle your sweaty gym clothes, forward my contact info to him cause I'll need money too.

I'm talking to one black chick that looks alright. There's another too but she's kinda fat. Another is a 'jamaican' lol.

And to be honest Jason, I'm actually totally fine with G4P. Been around a lot of gay people over the years (not gay but...just...no homo lol). If there is ONE skeleton I'm willing to admit in my closet, is that I have been with some fine ass tranny's, srs.

inb4 'das it mane' lmao

And I emailed the guy back saying

"A sponsor would help me tremendously get my pro card.

Whats in it for you?"

At this point, getting ready for summer prep is ALL THAT MATTERS. I really don't want to get a 2nd job but if this dude can actually pull through and I do some freaky shit for awhile, I'm totally fine with that. I'm sure there are tons of stories of Pro Bodybuilders actually doing G4P to get dat gear/GH/insulin and whatever.

Bodybuilding ain't cheap. We all know this, especially me. I made $14,000 last year alone.

[OnTheSauce]

Kai Greene comes to mind

[AnabolicGainz]

Kai Greene comes to mind

Yep

[AnabolicGainz]

BRAHS, I need help with this.

This is the ENTIRE convo so far for the dude that is serious about sponsoring me:

I am looking for a dominant bodybuilder to worship and sponsor.

If a sponsor would be helpful to get your pro card, let me know.

Thanks.

A sponsor would help me tremendously get my pro card.

Whats in it for you?

Worshipping your body.

That is what is in it for me.


Alright well I can be dominant for you. I just need to know that you'll be forwarding with your sponsorship.

And I'm alright with this.
]

Very into being submissive to genetically superior beings who know it and understand their potential.

You fully understand what an elite class you are in when you have a pro card.

Bodybuilding is the most expensive and least recognized sport.

I am male. If that is a show stopper let me know.

I do want to be a Pro bodybuilder and it's a very expensive sport. At this point, I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get there.

With that said, I am actually dominant in the bedroom.

And I'm fine with you being male.

Looking to help you.

Did I lose you?

I can pay your bills so you focus only on adding muscle.

And you can focus on spending my money and making me know what the word bitch means.

I can invest six figures.

Don't worry, I'll make you my bitch if you come through. And that money will go to great use in my gear use.

I'm Tom btw

Ironically Tom is my name as well.

If you want to discuss detail, I am at ###-###-####.

Would love to talk to god.

All I need to know is how much am I financing per month.

Can you help me with that number?

I blocked out the number.

[AnabolicGainz]

Can't tell if trolling or the real deal. Area number code is from Kentucky.

[OnTheSauce]

Sounds like strong trolling

[jasona]

I'm talking to one black chick that looks alright. There's another too but she's kinda fat. Another is a 'jamaican' lol.

And to be honest Jason, I'm actually totally fine with G4P. Been around a lot of gay people over the years (not gay but...just...no homo lol). If there is ONE skeleton I'm willing to admit in my closet, is that I have been with some fine ass tranny's, srs.

inb4 'das it mane' lmao

And I emailed the guy back saying

"A sponsor would help me tremendously get my pro card.

Whats in it for you?"

At this point, getting ready for summer prep is ALL THAT MATTERS. I really don't want to get a 2nd job but if this dude can actually pull through and I do some freaky shit for awhile, I'm totally fine with that. I'm sure there are tons of stories of Pro Bodybuilders actually doing G4P to get dat gear/GH/insulin and whatever.

Bodybuilding ain't cheap. We all know this, especially me. I made $14,000 last year alone.

Das it mane.

Sounds like strong trolling

I think you've done well to acknowledge the strong possibility that you're being trolled.

[Admin]

Just a troll.